Monday, April 16, 2007

Joke of the day...

Q: What do you get when you cross a fiction writer with a cosmologist?

A: This

Yes, I'm aware this isn't actually a joke. I never claimed to be funny, so the joke's on you, which means, I suppose, it is a joke after all. HAHAHA...HAHAHAHAHAHA....Wait, what are we talking about? I think I smell porkchops. I'll catch you later...

Thursday, April 12, 2007

Vonnegut Stuff...

By now, I'm sure you're well aware that Kurt Vonnegut passed away yesterday at the ripe age of 84. I thought of posting some long-winded diatribe yesterday about the man, his influence, etc. but it wouldn't have been anything that you haven't already read in The Washington Post or New York Times. Instead of being totally redundant, I'm just gonna post a few little known (perhaps well known, whatever) facts about the man so that you devout readers have something to add to your cocktail-party conversations this weekend when someone inevitably brings him up.

1) Vonnegut was a frat guy.





That's him, middle row, right hand side as a member of Delta Upsilon fraternity at Cornell University. The photo is courtesy of The Cornellian, meaning I ripped it off their Web site. Thanks, Cornellites...


2) Vonnegut pursued a PhD in Anthropology from the University of Chicago, and his his thesis was roundly rejected. After 20 years, the university accepted the novel Cat's Cradle as his thesis.

3) Don't go on talking about that brilliant "sunscreen commencement speech" he gave at MIT in 1997. Yes, it was all over the net and it was a hoax; Vonnegut did not write it or deliver it. The acctual commencement speaker at MIT in 1997 was then UN Secretary General Kofi Annan. It's easy to get the two confused...

You have any little Vonnegut tid-bits you'd like us add, send them along.

Thursday, April 05, 2007

VoidMagazine.com Announces Personality Redesign, April 5

That's right. VoidMagazine.com is celebrating its relaunch and two year anniversary with a killer DJ and one hour open bar. Join the editors of Void, writers, and other publishing industry professionals tonight at 49 Grove (49 Grove Street) in Manhattan, from 8pm - Midnight. There's no cover, but you have to be 21 to enter.... and you have to like parties.... and free booze.... see you there....

Thursday, March 29, 2007

Oprah Rules World, Snags McCarthy

That Oprah. She could probably convince the cockroaches in my building to vacate the premises and move around the corner. In a feat no less improbable, the mighty maestro of TV's most famous Book Club has persuaded a legendary literary recluse to join her on the couch and discuss her latest pick, The Road. Sometime in the near future, Cormac McCarthy, author of a few little ditties you may recognize such as Blood Meridian and All the Pretty Horses, will appear on Oprah's eponymous talk show to give his first-ever interview on television. The man is 73 years old! According to the AP, there's some mutual appreciation at work.

"Mr. McCarthy respects her work, admires what she has accomplished, has an awareness of her book club, and thought it would be interesting to participate in the conversation with Oprah," McCarthy's publicist, Paul Bogaards of Alfred A. Knopf, told The Associated Press.


We at VOID have made no secret of our admiration for this book and the man himself, so we'll be watching from the edge of our seats. Make sure to pick up a copy of The Road, out now in paperback, before the episode airs.

Monday, March 19, 2007

O.J. Book May Publish...at Victim's Family's Request

Ah, the ongoing O.J. Simpson trial. It NEVER gets old, even after, like, 15 years. No, really, I'm not sick of hearing about it, not at all. I'm not over the drama-whore media or the all opportunistic parties involved. I'm especially pleased to hear that the victim's family is trying to get O.J. to publish his controversial book so he can start paying them the $38 million the ex-footballer/actor owes them (because that'll bring their son Ron back for sure). Per Newsweek:

O.J. Simpson’s hypothetical tell-all book “If I Did It" may be published after all—with the help of murder victim Ronald L. Goldman’s family. A California court ruled Tuesday that proceeds from the auction of the book rights would go to the Goldman family, not Simpson. Simpson was found liable in 1997 for the wrongful deaths of Goldman and O.J.’s ex-wife Nicole Brown Simpson, which occured on June 12, 1994. Simpson has paid almost nothing of the $33.5 million judgment (now, with interest, grown to $38 million) he owes to the Goldman and Brown families.

Saturday, March 03, 2007

Ten Ways to Celebrate Small Press Month

March is Small Press Month, as you may have heard, and I've outlined below 10 ways to help our indie friends stay afloat in this increasingly conglomerated, flooded, and financially challenging literary marketplace. I'm sure there are many more ways you could support the indies, so please feel free to share your plans here.

First, here are some great small/independent presses that VoidMagazine.com enjoys working with: Two Dollar Radio, Insight, Contemporary Press, Greycore, Akashic, Greywolf, Behler, WW Norton, Grove Atlantic, Seven Stories, Soft Skull, Four Way Books, and the Wessex Collective.

And here are my ideas [some serious, some obviously not so much] for promoting Small Press Month...

1. Contact your local bookstore or library and suggest they put together a special display for National Small Press Month, containing a selection of small/independent press titles. You can get free Small Press Month posters by contacting lisa@pma-online.org or by visiting www.smallpressmonth.org.

2. Stop by a bookstore and handsell your favorite small press title to the person browsing the Bestseller Shelves. "Oh, you liked The Da Vinci Code? You'll love [title] from [indie press]." Sure, it's a lie, but they won't realize it until they've already thrown out the receipt. Suckers.

3. Randomly stop mid-way through conversations all month and say, "Oh, crap." And when the person says, "What?" say very pensively, "I totally forgot that it's national small press month. I'd better get on it."

4. Throughout the month, ONLY BUY AND READ BOOKS PUBLISHED BY SMALL PRESSES. Trust me, they need your money as much as they need your moral support.

5. Submit five-star reviews of great small press books to places like Amazon.com, Barnes&Noble, and, you know, VoidMagazine.com.

6. See if your favorite local bookstores stocks titles from the small presses -- reach out to the press and let them know what you find. Unlike the Big Boys, many small presses sell titles directly to stores without the help of a major distributor, and it would be helpful to know which ones are doing their part in keeping the indies alive.

7. Start a reading group or book club focusing on small and independently produced books. Here are some suggested titles.

8. If you see someone reading a book not from an indie press, just shake your head and sigh, and say under your breath, "Dude, weak," or call them a "f*cking sell-out."

9. Understand the difference between a large and small press -- the former does not imply commercial and the latter literary. There are some great literary imprints at large presses, and a few commercially minded and successful booksellers who are still indie.

10. Guerilla marketing -- write to an indie and ask for a stack of bookmarks and slip them in the hardcover bestsellers, whose rate-of-sale is about 1000 times that of a mid-list indie book. Also, face-out the indie titles and maybe accidentally leave a few on the front octagon.

Visit www.smallpressmonth.org for more [and more serious] ways to help.

Friday, March 02, 2007

Behind the Book Receives $10k from James Patterson

You might want to hate the frontlist mainstay for pulling in $25 million dollars in 2006 off a series of deplorably commercial books, but James Patterson is out to prove you wrong the quality of his character. In a move that even I'll admit makes him seem less loathsome, Patterson has created and sponsored the PAGETURNER AWARDS. Ranging in value from $5,000 to $100,000 -- and totalling a cool half-million -- the PAGETURNERS go to non-profits and literary organizations "that go to extraordinary lengths to spread the joy of books and reading across the country." Can't hate that, right?

Among the list is Void partner Behind the Book, as well as some other respectable and well-known 501(c)3s like Dave Eggers' 826 National project and Washington DC's First Book program. Read below for some extra info on the non-profits mentioned above, and visit PAGETURNER online for a full list of the winners and their bounty.

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826 National San Francisco, CA
Based in San Francisco but with offices in New York, L.A., Seattle, Ann Arbor, and Chicago, this nonprofit organization, cofounded by author Dave Eggers (A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius), is focused on improving children’s reading and writing skills while encouraging creativity. The organization is so popular that even famous funnymen like Jon Stewart, Ben Stiller, and Will Ferrell have joined in, lending their names and time to help raise money at 826 fund-raisers across the country.

First Book Washington, DC
First Book was founded in 1992 with the sole mission to get a first book into the hands of every child that comes from an underprivileged family. In their first year they gave out over 12,000 books; now they work with over 1,300 communities nationally, with outreach and book distributions close to 40 million. Countless celebrities, like Reba McEntire, Whoopi Goldberg, Susan Sarandon, and even former Secretary of State Colin Powell have helped to support First Book — named one of ten “Gold Star” charities by Forbes magazine in 2003 — with their worthy cause over the years.

Behind the Book New York, NY

The nonprofit organization Behind the Book works with low-income youth in New York City public schools, grades K–12. Its motto is “Creating opportunities for tomorrow through creative reading experiences today.” The organization reinforces the excitement and importance of reading while emphasizing literacy skills and offering unwavering support to children working to further their education. Behind the Book was honored last year as a James Patterson PageTurner winner, and since then the organization has almost doubled its outreach.

Wednesday, February 28, 2007

NYC Event: Nathaniel Bellows

Nathaniel Bellows: Thursday, March 1 @ 7:00 PM at McNally Robinson

In his debut poetry collection Why Speak? (W.W. Norton), New York author Nathaniel Bellows brings all of his skills as a novelist (author of On This Day) and visual artist to bear. His poems evoke paintings, half-remembered moments of childhood, and images of the natural world in an engaging collection of both lyrical and narrative power that has already garnered advance praise from poetry critics. Join us for a reading and discussion with the author.

(Read an interview with Nathaniel at VoidMagazine.com)

Wednesday, February 21, 2007

'Nova Hosts Winter/Spring Reading Series

from our good friends at Villanova University:

Deborah Eisenberg (short stories)

Wednesday, Feb. 28
Author of Twilight of the Superheroes; All Around Atlantis; The Stories (So Far) of Deborah Eisenberg; Air: Twenty Four Hour; Jennifer Bartlett; Under the 82nd Airborne; and Transactions in a Foreign Currency.
Presidents' Lounge, Connelly Center

Mark Doty (poet, memoirist)

Tuesday, March 27
Books of poetry include School of the Arts; Source; Atlantis; and My Alexandria (chosen for the National Poetry Series by Philip Levine). His prose publications include Dog Years (forthcoming, 2007); Still Life with Oysters and Lemon; Firebird: A Memoir; and Heaven's Coast.
Presidents' Lounge, Connelly Center

Rosellen Brown (novelist)

Tuesday, April 10
Author of The Autobiography of My Mother; Tender Mercies; Civil Wars; Half a Heart; and (most recently) the critically acclaimed and best-selling Before and After.
Cinema, Connelly Center

Marilyn Chin (poet)

Thursday, April 26
Author of Rhapsody in Plain Yellow; The Phoenix Gone, The Terrace Empty; and Dwarf Bamboo.
First Floor Lounge, Falvey Memorial Library

The Academy Celebrates Auden's Centennial

from the New York Times' Urbanite e-mailer:

Celebrating Gypsy Rose Lee’s Housemate, W. H. Auden

Stop all the clocks: today would’ve been W. H. Auden’s 100th birthday, and the Poetry Society of America has organized a celebratory reading with Francine Prose, Michael Cunningham and Katha Pollitt, among others. It’s worth remembering that the British-born poet adopted our fair city — and even, in his famous experiment in communal living with Carson McCullers, Gypsy Rose Lee, Benjamin Britten, and Jane and Paul Bowles, turned himself into the consummate control-freak New Yorker. "He issued chore lists, meal schedules and budgets, not to mention rules for dinner-table conversation." Can you imagine the Craigslist haikus that would’ve inspired?

7 p.m., Great Hall at Cooper Union, 7 Seventh Street at Third Avenue, East Village, (212) 353-4195; free.

Monday, February 19, 2007

I Love My RSS

I've secretly been thinking about buying myself the Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants trilogy box set, listed at $26.85, but cannot justify spending over twenty bucks on it. Plus, I'm way too lazy to spend hours trolling the internet for a deal, jumping back and forth from Amazon Marketplace to Walmart to Half.com. The solution? (You know there has to be one.) BooksPrice.com's new RSS Price Watcher! Not only can I track the most recent prices (including S&H) for the box set from the privacy of my Google homepage, but I can fill up an entire cart of DVDs, CDs, books and video games and let Price Watcher do all of the sales-hunting for me. As soon as my dream item dips to $19.99, I go right to the site and link directly to the winning online store. Hell, I'll even spring for the latest Justin Timberlake album if I can have it at my doorstep for a total of $11.50. Another cool features allows me to browse items by category, like books in the genre of comic & graphic, or movies in the cult category. Take a look yourself here.

Thursday, February 15, 2007

Publish My Tattoo

Legendary West Coast tattoo artist Mister Cartoon is preparing to release a new graphic novel titled The Lost Angel. Mister Cartoon, who is world-renowned for his unique tattooing style, has inked rappers and celebrities like Eminem, Dr. Dre, Busta Rhymes, 50Cent, and others. The 112-page graphic novel is drawn with Mister Cartoon's signature style and tells thetale of a young Japanese teen, infatuated with Los Angeles gang culture.

The artist describes this work as a mix between Lost in Translation and "real stories from the streets." The book will also ship with a customized vinyl action figure in the style of Cartoon's infamously detailed tattoo work. Mr Cartoon will be launching the Lost Angel graphic novel this month at the New York Comic Convention

(from the desk of Anthony Bovino)

Thursday, February 08, 2007

"The Naked Truth"

I don't know who has the time to research these things, but someone has scoured the depths of Wikipedia and surfaced with a list of writers who liked to do their thing (that is, write) unclothed. Useless facts, yes, but the mental pictures conjured up are kind of funny. Auteurs au naturel include mystery mama Agatha Christie, poet and boozehound James Whitcomb Riley, and ADD-victim Victor Hugo. So if cranking out Les Miserables is easier sans panties, why not give it a whirl? Just watch out for nosy neighbors.

Wednesday, February 07, 2007

Void Contrib 'Believes'

From Void contributor Brian Bartels:

August 2006. Pluto has just been demoted as a planet. Do we love certain things so much the pressure erases the memory? What happens when we’ve been raised to follow augmented beliefs?

Dump 24! Invite your cool scientist friends! Save Pluto!
Boot Room Productions invites you to a public reading of:

I'LL BELIEVE IN ANYTHING
a new play by Brian Bartels

MONDAY, February 12 @ 7:30 P.M.
At 440 Studios, 440 Lafayette (3rd Floor)
(Across from Public Theater and Joe’s Pub)

Please RSVP at brian@brianbartels.com
or call 646.823.5169

Pub's Anxious for 'Potter' Sales

The good people at the Association of American Publishers announced today the book sales figures for 2006, showing that the industry dropped by a slim 0.2%, down to $10.03 billion from $10.04 billion in 2005. AAP says the industry is "steady," with Adult Hardcover, Paperback, and Mass Market sales backing their claim (those categories rose, respectively, 4.1%, 8.5%. and 4.6% year-over-year). But some of the biggest money-making categories in the industry (like religious books) showed considerable decreases for the year -- some more than 20%.

Kid's books suffered significantly as well, showing obvious pains in a non-Harry Potter year. Kids Hardcover sales plummetted 29%, with paperback sales falling a mere 1.3%. With Rowling's Deathly Hollows hitting stores July 21, 2007, YA Hardcovers will no doubt see a significant spike in sales, probably in excess of 40%. A book like Potter traditionally increases traffic to stores (especially with the latest film installment going wide the previous week), so the industry can expect to see an increase on books located near or related to the Potter series. However, with B&N and Borders both offering on-line pre-sales of Hollows at about 40% off the list price, it's likely, says analyst Mark Rowen, "that none of these retailers will make any money on the book itself." That said, at the time of this release, Rowling's latest (again, not yet available until July) occupied both the No.1 and No.2 spots on Amazon.com's most popular titles, based on (pre)sales.

There is further promise: eBook sales rose more than 24% on the year. Though figures are still the lowest among all major categories, it's a very auspicious start. With eBooks celebrating the highest profit margin of any other book sold, thanks to the nomial costs of production and distribution, the industry could finally be opening its eyes to the importance of digital publishing.

Tuesday, February 06, 2007

VOID Contest: Worst Love Poem Ever!



ATTENTION POETS:

It's February, which means the local drugstores have already stocked up on little sugar hearts and soon the local gas station will be running its $9.99 special on one dozen roses. In the spirit of another impending Valentine's Day, we at VoidMagazine.com want to help you poets prep for the Hallmark holiday you either love or loathe, by announcing our second annual "Worst Love Poem, Ever" competition.

We're looking for the absolute sappiest, most cliché, poems of loving or loathing that you can muster up. Below are the guidelines.

1) Poems can not exceed 20 lines.
2) They must be about "love."
3) Contestants receive extra points for couplets, sonnets, or other obvious romantic formats.
4) Please submit poems in the body the e-mail, along with your name and e-mail address, to editor@voidmagazine.com.
5) Poems must be submitted by February 13, 2007.
6) Have some fun with this.

The first, second, and third place winners will be announced on February 14, and their poems will appear in the February issue of VoidMagazine.com. As a bonus the first place winner will receive a handful of poetry titles from the very good people at W.W. Norton.

So break out the pens and broken hearts. We look forward to reading your work… well, sort of…

Wednesday, January 31, 2007

Sidney Sheldon, 89

Sidney Sheldon, author of dozens of novels, screenplays, scripts, and the like, died Tuesday afternoon at the age of 89.

I won't lie: I never read the guy, and I don't plan to start. He was one of those authors you could only find in mass market, with the beveled lettering spelling out his name in a bold, bloody red. And I kinda always thought he was a she, too, especially considering the subject matter of his novels ("stalwart women who triumph in a hostile world of ruthless men," says the Times). But Sidney Sheldon was a writer, for better or worse, and his work was widely read (and seen on stage, and in theaters, and on TV) by millions of people around the world. The Times has a nice article on the guy, from which I yoinked the following quote that has a nice "fuck 'em" sentiment any writer could appreciate:

"Sheldon was obviously not aiming at highbrow critics, whose reviews of his books were generally disparaging. He remained undeterred, promoting the novels and himself with genial fervor."

Read on.

Friday, January 26, 2007

New Text in txt... wtf?

Finish publishing house Tammi has released a novel written as a series of 332 text message correspondences between an IT executive and his friends. As the protagonist travels through Europe and India, the texts are the only method he uses to keep in touch. Does anyone else thinks it's a cop out to have to print fake text messages in book form? Why not send "subscribers" to the book a series of text messages each week, one chapter at a time? Way to half-ass it.

Read about it here.

Thursday, January 25, 2007

NYC EVENT: Colson Whitehead, et. al.

From the good people of Behind the Book comes another great chapter in their reading series. Colson Whitehead is the author of (among other amazing titles), Apex Hides the Hurt, one of my favorite novels of 2006 (scroll down to read my Two Cents on it). Don't miss this reading.

BtheB Reading Series at KGB Bar: E. Village, NYC

WHO: Martha Southgate (Third Girl from the Left, The Fall of Rome, Another Way to Dance), Eisa Nefertari Ulen (Crystelle Mourning), and Colson Whitehead (Apex Hides the Hurt, The Colossus of New York, John Henry Days, The Intuitionist)

WHEN: Thursday, February 8th, from 7:00-9:00pm. FREE.

WHERE: KGB Bar, 85 East Fourth Street
(between Second & Third Aves.; take the F/V to Second Ave. or the No. 6 to Astor Place).

CONTACT: 212-924-0654/readingseries@behindthebook.org or www.kgbbar.com

BtheB:
Behind the Book is a literacy nonprofit working with low-income students in NYC public schools. Our mission is to excite children and young adults about reading. Working in the 1st-12th grades, we bring authors and their books into individual classrooms to build literacy skills and nurture a new generation of book readers.

www.behindthebook.org


APEX Hides the Hurt, a novel by Colson Whitehead
$.02 by Chris Steib

Whitehead returns with a novel that is not only unique to his own body of work, but to the whole contemporary lit scene. In the marketing-obsessed setting of APEX, a local government hires a "nomenclature consultant" to rename a 150-year-old city. Enter our nameless narrator, a toe-stubbing, bumbling cityboy at odds with his role as a professional name-giver.


Both a powerful racial allegory and a down-right fun read, APEX successfully does what Whitehead's other books did, but in a way that the casual summer reader can enjoy. And weighing in at just over 200 pages, it's a hardcover you can happily tote to the beach. (see also: The Intuitionist and John Henry Days)

Wednesday, January 24, 2007

From Small Print to Big Screen.

Here's an interesting book-to-film idea: buy the film rights to the book before it's actually written.

In last Sunday's NY Times, Warren St. John wrote an article about a rag-tag team of refugees who get together and go almost all the way to the soccer championships. (Think City of God meets Lady Bugs.) The bidding war was for the idea alone, and had Hollywood studios throwing substantial sums of money at the writer who hasn't actually written the book yet. Per Variety, the bidding battle was "ferocious," and ended up in favor of Universal Pictures:

The studio has paid $2 million against $3 million for the rights to an article in last Sunday's New York Times by Warren St. John, who'll turn his article into a book that is part of the rights package.

The bidding began hours after the article was published. Auction was spearheaded by UTA, which reps the writer and coach. ICM repped the newspaper in the deal.

According to sources, Universal bested several rival seven-figure bids. One came from Columbia Pictures, which pledged $1.75 million against $2.5 million.

And queue up the even gooder-feeling part of the piece:

Placed by resettlement agencies into a town whose residents didn't want them, the kids were banned from playing on a grassy field in the local town park, and didn't have the funds to buy goal posts.

That will no longer be a problem, because Universal has also agreed to pay $500,000 beyond its deal price, to build a soccer field for the kids.

Wednesday, January 17, 2007

That Is SO Book

If we're to believe the recent whisper train across the World Wide Web, the term "book" can now be used in place of the word "cool." Ironic or appropriate, call it what you will, the usage supposedly came about due to the T9 function on your cellular phone that always wants you to text "good" instead of "home," or vice versa. Because T9 (wisely) favors "book" over "cool," and Americans are lazy, we now have a brand spanking new Void-supported way to phase out "neat-o." Feel free to comment below with the most side-splitting book/cool you can come up with.

Tuesday, January 16, 2007

Point/Counterpoint: Void's Editors Discuss Authors in Film

POINT / COUNTERPOINT: How Authors are Portrayed in Film

In this month's special book-to-film themed issue of VOID, Anthony Bovino explores two of cinematic history's all-time great on-screen writers: Barton Fink and Charlie (and Donald) Kaufman.


Then Brendan Kiely gets all indignant with his essay, Hollywood's Bassackwards Tribute to Authors, which also discusses, among others, the Kaufman(s).

Thursday, January 11, 2007

B2TV: 'Starter Wife' Elopes with Sponsor on Small Screen

USA Network plans to roll out Gigi Levangie Grazer's novel The Starter Wife in a six-hour series starring Debra Messing. According to MediaWeek, Pond's skin care brand has signed on as a sole sponsor. Read on:

USA Network’s ad sales team is adding a new wrinkle to its upcoming miniseries The Starter Wife, signing the Unilever Pond’s skin care brand as the exclusive presenting sponsor of the six-hour Debra Messing vehicle.

Per the terms of the deal, Pond’s products will be integrated into the narrative, and the brand will be included in all show marketing efforts, including on-air and online promotions.

Pond’s also plans to organize a nationwide search for five women who embody what it characterizes as “the Pond’s brand of grown-up beauty.” The five finalists will be featured in a series of vignettes that will air over the course of the miniseries’ run.

Mark Miller, senior vp, NBC Universal Cable Entertainment Sales, said that the Pond’s brand meshes perfectly with the themes explored throughout the miniseries. “The properties are uniquely complementary,” Miller said. “The Pond’s and USA teams are leveraging that to develop a marketing and programming event that extends well beyond traditional boundaries.”

Premiering on May 31 at 9 p.m., The Starter Wife stars former Will & Grace star Messing as a woman who tries to rebuild her life after her marriage to a powerful Hollywood mogul hits the skids. The miniseries is based on the best-selling Gigi Levangie Grazer novel of the same name.

Gather.com to Launch Novel-Length Contest

"Is there anything the American consumer isn't allowed to decide?" asks the NY Times in this article about a groundbreaking new contest from Gather.com. Going live March 15, and now accepting submissions, the contest will ostensibly democratize the publishing process, with the winning submission going on to get $5k and a book deal from big-five publisher Simon & Schuster. It's open to all first-time authors, so if you've got your ms lying under a pile of form-letter rejections from ICM, check out the details here.

The Unfilmables: B2F Never-to-Be's

Screenhead.com has presented a list of novels that would be the most difficult to translate to film. The list seems pretty accurate, too, minus the reference to Confederacy of Dunces, which has been in creative development for some time (presumably with Will Ferrell, since he did the dry reading at the Nantucket Film Festival in 2005) -- I personally think it would make a good translation. Beckett as a B2F impossibility is definitely a good call, though, since his work is mostly nonsense -- brilliant and erudite and eminently enjoyable, but nonsense nevertheless. I'm not familiar with a few of the titles, so I'll have to take the author's word for it -- but I certainly agree that Joyce's Ulysses sits on the list of books that may never see a true and interesting book-to-film adaptation. Read on.

Wednesday, January 10, 2007

"One Book, One Edinburgh"

The Scotsman reports on a new book-giveaway initiative in the motherland to get Scots excited about reading, centered around Robert Louis Stevenson's Kidnapped. So as not to leave out any readers, they'll be distro-ing several copies. From the source:

Three new editions of Stevenson's great adventure story have been created - a paperback, a new graphic novel and a simplified version. Of the 25,000, there will be 10,000 copies of the original text with a preface by author Louise Welsh.

There will also be 7500 copies of a graphic novel by internationally renowned comic book artists, author Alan Grant and illustrator Cam Kennedy, who between them have created classics of the genre such as Judge Dredd and Batman: Legends of the Dark Knight
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B2F-ish: Music that put the "Hit" in Hitchcock

Monday's ARTS section in the NY Times reported on a new book (Hitchcock's Music, Yale Press) that celebrates the tunes in Alfred Hitchcock's most famous suspense-thriller films. So if you thought the only funny sound in Rear Window was James Stewart saying, "There's something buried in that there garden of his!", read on about the music of Bernard Herman and others who helped the great filmmaker build his ambiance.

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Monday, January 08, 2007

Hollywood No Place for Novelists

An interesting little piece nabbed from Hollywood Reporter, and syndicated on FLIXER, grazes over the film industry's reaction to a novelist suggesting he'd write/adapt his own screenplay. I'll give you the Reader's Digest version: they said no. Read on, you won't be surprised to find that LA doesn't take kindly to long-winded creative types.

VOID Book to Film 2: This Time, It's Personal

Dear Reader;

Okay, so, maybe we're too late to wish you a Happy New Year. Since it's now been a week, the well wishes have probably started to trail off, and we can't even qualify as "fashionably late." Really, we would have gotten to you sooner, but these resolutions -- all the flossing and dieting and jogging and reading the Britannica series back-to-front -- just take up so much time. But here we are, rock you like a hurricane, ready to make 2007 even more fun and edutaining (oh, that's right, I said it) than last year.

And 2006 leaves some pretty big shoes to fill. After all, it's not every year that someone redefines the term "memoir" (thanks, James Frey), or that an acquitted celebrity goes on the record to say how we might have committed his alleged crime. Books in 2006 revealed steroid scandals, exposed plagiarists, and revealed true identities. And some writers were paid an awful lot of money -- and unfortunately none of them are on the Void staff.

But even more exciting than all that old news is this Void's second annual BOOK TO FILM issue, edited by our own Anthony Bovino. In honor of the upcoming film awards season, we are presenting a batch of essays, editorials, and reviews that are B2F-themed. Visit the Two Cent Revue for B2F adaptation reviews (in addition to our regular stash), and check out Anthony's essay on how writers are portrayed in film. We are also proud to present what is perhaps my favorite editorial of the year, the BOOK to FILM WISHLIST, in which the Void staff pretends we were in charge of Hollywood for a day, and puts some of our favorite (and least favorite) books in the hands of the industry's finest.

And we've got plenty of new fiction, too. Justin Jewell, Andrews Croft, Matt Nagin, and Derek Gour join our growing list of talented contributors, each with his own uniquely compelling story, handpicked and featured this month on Void.

On the 15th, we return with Brendan's counter-point to Anthony's essay on writers in film, as well as an interview with the multi-talented and ever-jubilant author/actress/screenwriter Riley Weston. Chris Stella also presents a selection of verse from another talented group of Void authors. So stick around.


Oh, and Happy New Year.


Chris Steib
Editor in Chief
www.voidmagazine.com

CIA Enforces Writers' Block

The CIA Publications Review Board has shot down plans for outed CIA officer Valerie Plame to write a memoir of her years as an undercover member of the government agency. The former officer, revealed in a journalistic controversy in July 2003, is on contract with big-five publisher Simon & Schuster. Outside of what's already been uncovered in the press, there's presumably not much more content in Plame's story that make an appealing book. Newsweek reports:

Larry Johnson, a former colleague, said the agency's action seems punitive, given that other ex-CIA undercover officers have published books. But even Plame's friends acknowledge that few ["nonofficial cover" (NOC) officers] have done so. CIA spokesman Mark Mansfield said the panel was still having "ongoing" talks with Plame to resolve the dispute.

Tuesday, January 02, 2007

News from TWO DOLLAR RADIO

Just got an update from Eric Radio over at the $2 HQ. He's got some great news about readings, author interviews, props, and more. Read on, and check out Two Dollar Radio online.
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Dear Book Lovers,

We're very, very excited to inform you that our very own Life on the Ledge: Reflections of a New York City Window Cleaner author, Ivor Hanson, will be interviewed by the one and only Leonard Lopate on WNYC (see below for more information on this radio station).
The interview will be on Wednesday, January 3rd at 1-1:20pm. TUNE IN!!

(For those of you not in the NYC area, you can listen to the interview by going to The Leonard Lopate Show on www.wnyc.org and doing a search for "Ivor Hanson")

Also, visit the official website for this "effortlessly sharp, insightful and funny" (Publishers Weekly) memoir by visiting: www.livinontheledge.com.

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On Thursday, January 11, at 7 pm, McNally Robinson Booksellers (located at 52 Prince St, off Mulberry in Manhattan) will be hosting a first-ever Two Dollar Radio night. (www.mcnallyrobinsonnyc.com)

Authors Ivor Hanson and Emmanuel Burgin will be there to read from their recent Two Dollar Radio releases, Life on the Ledge and Vagabond Blues, respectively. Please come out, drink some free wine, and enjoy.

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Congratulations are in order for Anthony Neil Smith, whose second novel THE DRUMMER (Two Dollar Radio 2006), was named to January Magazine's Best of 2006 for Crime Fiction.

January Magazine says, "'The vitality of “N’awlins,' the grittiness of the circumstances, and characters are as full-bodied as jambalaya -- all are a driving bass that hypnotizes the reader into playing this song -- loud -- until the end. And then hitting replay. Rock on, Mr. Smith."

And rock on Book Readers.

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*WNYC:
Today, WNYC Radio, 93.9 FM and 820 AM, is the most listened-to public radio station in the United States. With extraordinary support from listeners, corporations and foundations WNYC Radio is now independent of city government having paid for its broadcast licenses. WNYC is a member station of National Public Radio (NPR) and Public Radio International (PRI).
WNYC's history of providing innovative and award-winning news, educational, cultural and public affairs programming reflects the enormous diversity and cultural depth of the New York metropolitan area. With the launch of wnyc.org in 1998, the station extends its virtual community internationally.

*McNally Robinson:
McNally Robinson NYC is an independent bookstore owned and operated by Sarah McNally. Sarah was born to bookselling: her parents, Holly and Paul McNally, own and operate McNally Robinson Booksellers, Canada’s largest independent bookseller and four-time winner of the Canadian Bookseller of the Year Libris Award.
But McNally Robinson NYC operates independently of the Canadian company and is in every way a local production. Sarah, a former book editor at the Perseus Book Group, where she worked with award-winning authors like John Gardiner, Robert Harms, and Miriam Toews, has lived all over the city since moving here from Canada (her current digs are in Harlem). The store opened in December of 2004 and is staffed by a diverse and talented group of booksellers who truly represent the city in all its variety.

2006's Most Money-Makingest Authors

Forbes released a list of the top-selling authors from 2006. Though it's nice to see authors sharing the same press as Tom Cruise (voted by Forbes the most powerful celebrity), the Big Five provide less surprise than the weekly hardcover best-seller list itself.

1. Dan Brown - $88 million
2. J.K. Rowling - $75 million
3. Rick Warren - $28 million
4. James Patterson - $25 million
5. John Grisham - $21 million

Read the article, but not until you've had all sharp objects removed from your vicinity.

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Friday, December 29, 2006

Misnomer -- Renaming Harry Potter

Last month, the title of the 7th and final Harry Potter book was announced to the joy of fans everywhere. The book will be known as Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows (altogether now: woooohhhhhhhh! spoooooooky!). We here at VOID have no idea what a Deathly Hallow is, so we decided to come up with a few titles of our own that we hope the publishers consider before making their final decision:

1) Harry Potter & The Nocturnal Emissions
2) The Potters Guide To Hunting & Fishing
3) Harry Potter & The Obvious Franchise Cash-In
4) The Devil Wears Potter
5) Harry Potter & The Goblet of Jaggermeister
6) The Secret Lives of Snitches
7) Tuesday’s With Dumbledore: An Old Wizard, A Young Boy, And Life’s Greatest Lesson

We have not heard back from Scholastic on whether any of our suggestions have been taking into consideration.

Wednesday, December 20, 2006

Great News for Writers: Booze is Good!

Let's be honest. Drinking and writing go hand in hand for many of us. It's something we've learned from all the greats -- like Hemingway and Plath and Fitzgerald and Lemony Snicket (unconfirmed, but plenty of evidence to support it) -- and have made it something of a ritual, something to get the old gears turning before sitting down to work on that chapter, or poem, or story. Well, here's some great news for those of you who drink when you write, and write everyday:

From MSNBC.com:
According to the data, drinking a moderate amount of alcohol — up to four drinks per day in men and two drinks per day in women — reduces the risk of death from any cause by roughly 18 percent, the team reports in the Archives of Internal Medicine.


For more on the subject of authors and alcohol, check out this old piece from VOID contrib Greg Vuono. He reviews A Drinking Companion: Alcohol and the Lives of Writers by Kelly Boler. Greg asks, "Does drinking make one's writing better, or is it the other way around?" Good question, Greg. Let's grab a beer and discuss.

Tuesday, December 19, 2006

What to Buy for the Holidays?

TEN to BUY: in search of the damned-good gift.

Books are by far the easiest gifts to give, but giving the wrong book can yield embarrassing results. Here are ten titles from 2006 that are sure to please this holiday season, picked by your friendly and trustworthy Void editors.






And stop by the TWO CENT REVUE for more than a dozen new book recommendations from Void readers this month...and scroll down the page for hundreds more.

Plagiarism: Are Fiction Writers Absolved?

Ian McEwan is currently under fire for some nearly word-for-word (though confessed and acknowledged) parallels between his 2001 novel Atonement and the 1977 memoir of novelist Lucilla Andrews. It appears that McEwan openly admits to borrowing content, and graciously set a few words aside at the end of his novel to admit this. (Slate takes a close look at some of the passages in question here.)

Notorious literary recluse Thomas Pynchon even stayed out of his shell longer than usual to defend Mr. McEwan -- his letter of support, among others, can be read on McEwan's site. Pynchon says writers, particularly those of historical fiction, have "some obligation to accuracy," while other weakly defend McEwan by saying that he creatively augmented the facts used in another book to build his own. (Slate's side-by-side of two near identical passages pretty much debunks this claim.)

Without having personally evaluated McEwan's text against Andrews' (except for the aforementioned), I'm not in a position to really judge the author's guilt. The bigger issue, I feel, is that novelists have been acting as though absolved from a great many things for a very long time, not the least of which being the freedom with which they "borrow" ideas from other sources. (Virginia Woolf wrote Mrs Dalloway just days after having read -- and rejected -- Joyce's Ulysses, a book of very similar style and stucture. The bloodline of borrowers, copiers, and cheaters goes back way beyond that, I'm sure.)

This seems to me a classic case of failure to accept responsibility, which is pandemic among artists and writers. "Who are you to tell me what to do?" a writer often thinks when edits to his/her work are suggested (this is first-hand knowledge, not speculation, having received responses similar or identical after suggesting changes to prospective Void content -- one writer even lashed out, in response to a suggestion to a book review, "You should never tell a writer what or how to write!"). For good reason, writers are protective of their work, and are a proud bunch (also for good reason). After all, some of the greatest artistic accomplishments in history were in the written form, so it is not a task to be taken lightly. But perhaps writing should not be taken so personally, or so selfishly.

What I fear is that many authors (particularly those of -- I'll say it -- the literary sect) feel they do not live under the same rules and guidelines as other artists and, by extension, other creators. And in an economy that is increasingly fueled by those in 'creative' jobs (see Richard Florida's Rise of the Creative Class for more on that), the gap between the artist and the laborer is closing rapidly.

Hip-hop producers pay for samples used on tracks, filmmakers cite music and external clips in their credits, graphic designers must pay for rights to stock images used in their designs. And though McEwan didn't steal the text verbatim, the passages are reportedly similar enough that perhaps a mere letter of acknowledgement from the author at the conclusion of the text isn't enough to absolve him from scrutiny (or legal action, if necessary).

Writers often seem to think of themselves as "lone gunmen," as though not part of a culture or group or, god forbid, an industry. But the truth is this: published writers, even freelancers, get paid for their work. To be a few degrees colder about it, writers create -- through much labor -- a product, which is sold (agented), modified (edited), and released to the buying public (published) for consumption. The process is not so different from that of any inventor, or any entrepreneur who develops a business model and goes public with a new product. Just because writing is "artistic" doesn't absolve authors from following guidelines set by our society and our government.

So like it or not, authors, you have a responsibility -- and not just to yourself or your "craft," but to your readers and to the $16BN indsutry to which you contribute. If these things don't interest you, then keep giving out photocopied chapbooks to your family and friends each holiday season, and remain independent of any outside influence.

Realizing one's place as a functioning worker in this world is an important step toward accepting responsibility. And perhaps when more authors begin to see themselves writing outside of a vaccum, we will have fewer embarrassing literary overlaps, and more respect for the culture, the readers, and the industry that make publishing a book even possible to begin with.

My Father's Suitcase

from VOID's contributing editor Rachel Edelman:

I want to point you to a must-read transcription of the speech Orhan Pamuk gave after accepting his recently awarded Nobel Prize. Pick up the latest copy of the New Yorker or read it online here (http://www.newyorker.com/fact/content/articles/061225fa_fact1). "My Father's Suitcase" is a beautiful and extremely personal meditation on the act of writing. An excerpt to convince you:

"A writer talks of things that we all know but do not know that we know. To explore this knowledge, and to watch it grow, is a pleasurable thing; the reader visits a world that is at once familiar and miraculous. When a writer uses his secret wounds as his starting point, he is, whether he is aware of it or not, putting great faith in humanity. My confidence comes from the belief that all human beings resemble one another, that others carry wounds like mine—and that they will therefore understand. All true literature rises from this childish, hopeful certainty that we resemble one another. When a writer shuts himself up in a room for years on end, with this gesture he suggests a single humanity, a world without a center."

It looks intimidatingly long, but times flies when you're having fun (reading).

Monday, December 18, 2006

Controversial Editor Gets Canned

To little surprise, often controversial editor Judith Regan was shitcanned from HarperCollins this week, shortly following the whole debacle with the almost-published OJ Simpson book "If I Did It." The book was to be widely promoted by the Rupert Murdoch empire, specifically on Fox News, before the despicable idea was tabled by the company in the 11th hour. The NY Post also recently denounced Regan on the cover page headlines for publishing an "inventive memoir" of Yankee legend and 20th Century icon Micky Mantle, due out in March '07.

Regan's turbulent but lucrative career with HarperCollins has included a memoir by porn star Jenna Jameson and several titles by pill-popping pundit Rush Limbaugh, along with dozens of other newsmakers.

An anonymous HarperCollins spokespeson hinted at Regan's firing being the result of "an accumulation of her behavior" (she's apparently a notorious bitch), but there's no doubt that the OJ 'memoir' was the breaking point. And though I'm 1000% for freedom of speech, particularly in publishing (where it matters most, I believe), I'm also for ethics, taste, and discretion, which Regan sometimes seemed to hold in very little regard during her tenure with HarperCollins.

While, according to her lawyer, Regan "won't take this lying down," it's doubtful she'll get much more than some extra publicity out of her forthcoming lawsuit against the publisher. But don't expect her to go away after this is over. She'll likely be making headlines on her own, and summering in East Hampton with Lizzie Grubman and other high-profile figures with questionable morals and deplorable business practices.

As a reader, I'm proud of HarperCollins prexy & CEO Jane Friedman for pulling the plug, but a little disappointed she let Regan get away with as much as she did (after all, she was great for the co's bottom line). Regardless of the reason, good riddance to Judith Regan.

Tuesday, December 05, 2006

JOB: The High 'Council' Seeks Office Grunt

Got a note from the Council of Literary Magazines and Presses today -- the bookish, kind-hearted people who organize, aggregate, mobilize, and advocate all small press and lit mag related stuff. They've just opened up an entry-level position with full bennies. They're a cool group, very lit savvy, and would probably be a great starting point for anyone interested in getting into publishing. It is, however, non-profit work, and the pay reflects that. Read on, and visit them at www.clmp.org.

Job Opening at CLMP
CLMP (Council of Literary Magazines and Presses), a national nonprofit serving the independent literary publishing community, is currently accepting resumes for a fulltime (four days/week) Office Manager and Development/PR Associate. The job entails general bookkeeping (processing checks and credit card payments, paying monthly bills, maintaining petty cash and accurate cash-flow chart, updating Quickbooks on a regular basis, managing bank accounts, and payroll), general office management, assisting Executive Director in development and fundraising campaigns, and creating and cultivating PR. Knowledge of publishing, databases, InDesign, and web management a plus. Salary: $25,000/year with full benefits. Send cover letter and resume by email to: jnicorvo@clmp.org.

"Death by mayonnaise"

Gregory Schneider of About.com's Contemporary Literature department writes a pretty tepid review of the new Pynchon, giving it two-and-a-half stars (that's one star for every 460-or-so pages, FYI). "What's it about?" Schneider asks, then promptly answers, "what isn't it about?" He reflects on a scene in which a man is "engulfed in thick, slick, sour-smelling mayonnaise," presumably a parralel for how the reader is intended to feel while trying to traverse Pynchon's literary landscape. Schneider also says:

Like Kurt Vonnegut's Breakfast of Champions, Against the Day reads like a birthday present to himself; unlike that novel, there is no author's preface letting us in on the joke. Brilliant, but self-indulgent all the same.


Check out the full review here.

Monday, December 04, 2006

Who writes this stuff? (or fun with google)

After reading Brendan's post on Friday, I was curious what the Times thought the 10 best books of the year were. I do agree with Brendan's issues with the Top Anything list, and further, I echo his sentiments that however void they may be, there is some sort of use for them. That being said, let me direct your attention to this excerpt from the Times' website:

FALLING THROUGH THE EARTH
A Memoir.
By Danielle Trussoni. Henry Holt & Company, $23.
This intense, at times searing memoir revisits the author's rough-and-tumble Wisconsin girlhood, spent on the wrong side of the tracks in the company of her father, a Vietnam vet who began his tour as "a cocksure country boy" but returned "wild and haunted," unfit for family life and driven to extremes of philandering, alcoholism and violence. Trussoni mixes these memories with spellbinding versions of the war stories her father reluctantly dredged up and with reflections on her own journey to Vietnam, undertaken in an attempt to recapture, and come to terms with, her father's experiences as a "tunnel rat" who volunteered for the harrowing duty of scouring underground labyrinths in search of an elusive and deadly enemy.


Beyond our criticisms with the Top Whatever lists, the real question is who writes this dribble? However good this book may be, the fact that the blurb is riddled with clichés and catch-alls makes it, at least to this writer, incredibly unappealing.

Let's explicate the blurb:

I google searched "intense+searing+memoir," and got 36,700 hits. Way to differentiate from the market, guys. Further, "rough-and-tumble Wisconsin girlhood"? You serious? Having grown up in Los Angeles, then relocating to Birmingham, AL, the sixth most dangerous city in the country, and having family in Wisconsin, I can tell you there is nothing "rough-and-tumble" about Wisconsin. You know, unless you were a young gay man in Milwaukee in the 1980's. Of note, "rough+and+tumble+girlhood" gave us 28,800 responses, and when Wisconsin was added to the query, we got 10,400 hits, including one about Laura Ingalls Wilder's "Little House on the Prairie." I'm not going to even touch on the phrase "wrong side of the tracks." Ok, Ok, I have to; I will say that you'd be laughed out of freshman comp if you tried to pull that one off. Ok, so you say, either the Times' writer or the publisher's PR firm can't turn a phrase and of course, this may or may not have anything to do with the true content of the novel. Ah, but just, kind reader, let me turn you to the actual content: we've got an alcoholic, cheating Vietnam vet who's "wild and haunted." Christ, did someone get a hold of a magical book machine, where you type in generalities, and boom, best-selling memoir emerges? Perhaps someone should call James Frey. In closing, I will say this, the close of the blurb does seem to redeem itself. The story of a tunnel rat, although I have seen it before, is something we come across a lot less often and it does give the memoir a fresh new turn. I'm sure there's some greater trope about revealing subterranean emotions, coming out into a new light (yawn). Without this sort of redemption, of course, we wouldn't have a successful memoir. All of this deeply disheartens me. What is it about the American reading culture that revels in and rewards homogeny? Before you answer that question, google "deadly and elusive enemy."